Circumcision Song

There is nothing funny about circumcision but sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from cryin'. Know what I mean? With that in mind check out the following song lyrics and if you like them check out the performance at

Circumcision Song


Circumcision Song
By Jeff Sanger
March 2008

Use chords G…. em…….. am…….. D…..
Repeat throughout

(chorus)
Circumcision is bad
For little babies
And their
Families
Because you need the tip of your penis
For sex
And other fun
Activities

Don’t you listen
To your pediatrician
He stands to make a lot of
Money you see

Oh whoa oh circumcision
Was imported to the US
Sometime around
1883

Doctors of the time
Were trying to figure out
How to stop masturbation, ‘cause it causes
Blindness no doubt

They cut off the erogenous zone
So he’d leave it alone
They said he felt he felt no pain
Though he cried and moaned

(Chorus)
Circumcision is bad
For little babies
And their
Families
Because you need the tip of your penis
For sex
And other fun
Activities

Now some people
Are trying so say
It prevents UTIs
And maybe AIDS

Well I really think
they’re full of shit
Besides what’s medical opinion
got to do with it?

It’s my boy’s penis
so let him decide
If he’s that worried ‘bout some
Damn UTI.

One more brief point
You just can’t deride
How come everyone I know with AIDS is
Circumcised?!?!?!?

You want him to look like Dad?
Come on now please!
What if junior’s daddy was a
Double amputee?

Someday soon
The US will get a clue
Followed closely by that
Rotten AAP too

And then all those rotten
Docs will turn and say
Well, we never advocated circumcision
Anyway!

Oh whoa tell your friends
Tell your mom and dad
Tell everyone you know circumcision is……
BAD!!!!!!!!