Scene: Public restroom somewhere in Ocean City, MD My son and I are peeing.
My almost 4 year old intact son, Sullivan: Daddy, why does your penis look like that?
Me a circumcised Dad: What that ring?
Sullivan: Yeah that ring.
Me: That's a scar. I was circumcised without my consent when I was a baby. Your mom and I didn't want to do that to you.
Sullivan: Hee hee! We are peeing! Can we go bowling later?
(Note: At no time did he express concern, regret, or sadness that we didn't "look alike.")
Many more ridiculous reasons for circumcision will be explored and blown apart on this page in the future. Stay tuned.